Life As We Know It / My Life as an Experiment

Conspiracy

Valentine’s Day sucks. Hard. Hallmark should be shot, along with every florist and jewelry company conspirator, for turning into this big goddamned deal, because where does that leave those of us that DON’T get flowers or long mushy phone calls or candlight dinners or whatever? I’ll tell you where…

Raiding the spork drawer.

Just sayin’.

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